Nephew James is a monster. http://plixi.com/p/54207…
@thebaseballchik and it was supposed to take place in space.
Wild Things In My Pants. #moviesinmypants
@Amanda234 well shucks (yes, i said shucks)… my cutoff is 10 years.
i’ve had two monsters today and i’m still falling asleep at my desk. wtf?
@Amanda234 hmm… is she single and cute?
@Amanda234 how bout you come to my work for the next 2 hours and i go home? :D
haha. freestyle rap battle translated. love the 2:50 mark. http://shep.in/py
the water cooler is empty. that means i’m drinking my SECOND monster. heart attack commencing in 3… 2………
Is this something you really want to take credit for? “Black Eyed Peas Accused Of Stealing Songs By Two Artists” http://shep.in/px
upgraded to ilife ’11 last night. don’t think i experienced any issues that others are reporting.
@dragonflyb no, you may not. :P yeah, i’ll do that. thanks!
do you want some new music? check out these albums: http://shep.in/pw
a new piece of shep: Kno, Kokayi, and Bop Alloy http://shep.in/pw
the costume i wore into work today is great. i’m dressed as an employee that doesn’t want to be here today.
I wish timothy olyphant was on the office full time.
@elsicomoro people just have a knack for making others feel bad for no reason.
What do you call it when two hipster atoms form a compound? An ironic bond.
@joshualyman then he could have had his own big block of cheese day.
@Patrick_Says pfft.. who needs the outside?
i’ve said it before and i’ll say it for the rest of my life… i hate windows.
@meghoulihan i listen to music whilst i shop but i always turn it off when i check out.
@ahrdor que pasa?
listening to an all @qn5 playlist to get me through the day. cunninlynguists, mr. sos, substantial, pack fm, tonedeff, kno, asterisks.
@brandynicole i still like my idea for you :)
It only takes 10 minutes to vote. There are worse ways to spend 10 minutes. http://shep.in/pv
Conan to Launch Show a Week Early on the Web http://tvtalk.it/3o
@allyrulzno1 love the new profile pic!
FakeAPStylebook When writing about Senators, use “D” for Democrats, “R” for Republicans, “I” for independents, and choose one at random for Joe Lieberman.
i’ve never seen anyone start an email reply below the quote… ever… why is that the default in thunderbird?
@starshaped i’m so going to write a fan fiction musical that is done in anime. :D
@theboneblog considering i had to google what a water bath canner was, no :P never seen my fam use that before.
ha, this is awesome. http://shep.in/pt
@theboneblog you’re welcome! we use larger ones. slice them in half for pickling and then slice them more for serving.
@u2acro that link doesn’t work
@stlactivisthub really? i can totally believe it.
@theboneblog i’ll get that recipe to you tonight!
@mikeflynn_ grammar. oh crap, i did it. i fail at the twitter.
@vickysecret i’ll take your job if you don’t want it.
People are awesome. http://shep.in/ps
10 kids halloween costumes that are just so wrong http://shep.in/pr
@vickysecret what do you do?
i DEMAND an apology from @dloesch !
haha. @dloesch just called me a partisan hack. is there no end to this woman’s comedy?
a new piece of shep: Movember 2010 http://shep.in/pq
apparently whether or not you’re gay is a state issue. how bout that. http://bit.ly/chydW9
HippoArmy I’m pretty sure that not teaching evolution means that we’re being overrun by apes, thus proving evolution.
love how @dloesch wants everyone to apologize. next she wants native americans to apologize for being on our land before we got here
Google products have become so unreliable I don’t know why i bother using them anymore.
@jaymelamm enter in gift card on account and it will give you a balance it will draw from BEFORE it hits your credit card.
i meant to start super freakonomics tonight. oops
@TabithaKMeyer i didn’t realize that everyone makes out while playing video games. i’m missing out i guess.
@TabithaKMeyer I haven’t seen it. What is wrong with it?
No ordinary family should have kept the female detective. #NOF
@meghoulihan if you do that type of stuff it’s good software. Used it for grandpa’s funeral and other grandparents’ birthdays.
@theboneblog I you like sour things you’ll like them.
@theboneblog I dont but um sure my sister or mom does. I can email them for it.
@theboneblog pickled green tomatoes are the best!
beatings and now bomb threats… how long before the Right starts lynching again? http://shep.in/pp
@Kno i hear they’re using botox to treat migraines now. no joke.
these negative ads are getting out of hand. poor goldie wilson. http://shep.in/po
people that reply to all when it’s clearly not necessary fill me with rage.
@bethshanna blog commenters fascinate you. local news/newspaper website commenters scare me.
@TabithaKMeyer that’s kinda creepy.
just erased a website off the board. that was a PITA one too. feels good.
hey bloggers, in case you weren’t aware, Feedburner now has real time stats. Click the Try out the NEW (beta) version link.
@trianglman idk, i bet she’d try to say a year of HBO costs more than the iraq war.
@theboneblog did you see the episode of real time with bill maher she was on. hilarious. she looked like a damn fool.
@theboneblog you can’t reason with insanity/stupidity
@starshaped can we say microsoft? :P
wow. beastie boys got old. http://shep.in/pn
@daniellesmyname when you visit my site you appear as if you’re coming from South Carolina. i thought you were traveling :P
@chrismeller aclens seems to be cheaper. also, i have a promo code for them too. might try them out
anyone ever buy contacts from aclens.com?
haha. fictional west wing character @Lord_Marbury is on twitter
@miklb the characters are on twitter?
@klasinski haven’t seen him. Remember i only have a month to grow.
@klasinski I think that’s the plan.
@billstreeter awesome! Glad to help.
@billstreeter if your site works with permalinks disabled it’s probably an issue with .htaccess.
@billstreeter disable permalinks and see if that fixes. then rebuild them if need be
@billstreeter .htaccess issues it looks like
for those who didn’t follow me last year, this was my final mustache at the end of Movember. http://cl.ly/afc9c16d82e…
maybe i’ll grow the “rent is too damn high” ‘stache. http://www.nydailynews.c…
if you really want a team to lose just have @gruber say they’re going all the way. he’s 2 for 2!
@VinnySlavin that’s going to be difficult to do in a month. maybe i’ll cheat and not shave completely so i can have a good handlebar going
now i need to figure out what mustache i’m going to grow this year. hmmm
still haven’t decided if i’m going to participate in movember this year. twitter, what say you? should i grow an awesome ‘stache again?
i don’t think i’m the only one that thinks that Michael Keaton should reprise his role as Johnny Dangerously in a sequel.
@chrismeller yep, i get those too
@billstreeter same here. i also like movies about religious things (stigmata, exorcisms) even though i don’t believe in that stuff.
@bigjstl we do. can’t stand to have them on.
wow, you can get mobile me on amazon for $40 less than what apple charges.
trying to activate a google apps account… tried 4 different browsers and 3 different computers. endless redirect loop every time. #fail
@thebaseballchik pics or it didn’t happen
@brandynicole what’s wrong?
is the pearl jam station on sirius/xm permanent? if so, that is awesome.
Rams deserved to lose this one.
Watched a bit of the blues postgame. When did Tony twist start looking and sounding like John madden?
@ahrdor heh, thanks. I had fun. You guys rock!
Ha. Glad the #Yankees lost.
@MilliGFunk because you only refer to him as T, his name has become T-Bone Capone in my head. Just thought I’d share that tidbit.
i ain’t mad at ya.
wow. musiq soulchild just came on my iphone. forgot i even had his music on here.
@theboneblog i wish. that would be awesome too.
Look what I saw today. http://plixi.com/p/52211…
eammon I promise to never use the words “Cyber” and “Information Superhighway” in any serious manner.
@trianglman it’s already been fixed.
Magic monster. http://plixi.com/p/52183…
i kinda want to be jimmy mcmillan for halloween.
JohnFugelsang I’m selling 5000 ‘Rehire Juan Williams!’ T-Shirts to the same Tea Partiers who bought my ‘Fire Helen Thomas!’ T-Shirts.
i can tell it’s going to be a long day already.
@ahrdor I thought for sure that was going to be a picture of me.
@onedadslife same here. Fb is for real life friends and family.
@ahrdor awww, that’s ok. it’s the thought that counts!
kellyoxford 95% of girls who casually call a guy a ‘stalker’ really mean, ‘this guy isn’t good looking enough to lavish attention on me in public’
krush groovin’ might have just come on my iphone. don’t hate.
@Amanda234 interesting. you’d think that would be something they would check into before opening…
@camueller i went to one in springfield a few times in college but that was a college town. ernie biggs downtown sucked (no longer there)
@VinnySlavin greetings! thanks for following.
@gavroche yeah, they also got the year wrong…. by a lot.
@camueller i’ve never been to either and i lived 5 minutes from the one in cottleville.
jive and wail in cottleville is closing already. wow.
i may or may not be listening to kid ‘n play. don’t judge.
“when facism comes to America, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross.” - sinclair lewis http://shep.in/pk
wow. there are a lot of multi-tweet rants going on in my stream right now. that’s what blog posts are for people!
no Conan at the finale of #livecococam? disappointing.
Where is doug’s other arm? #livecococam
@brandynicole should i shave my dog bald?
@meghoulihan they are delicious but i hate how they stick to your teeth!
i bet @DLoesch thinks that NPR funding costs more than the iraq war too! idiots.
@serabishop NPR news (the best app) or public radio app.
@serabishop yeah, they are having weird issues tonight. Click again and it will probably work.
@billstreeter how dare you flavor the truth with actual facts!
I’m never having kids. One just walked by me smelling of stale apple juice and urine (the smell almost all kids have). I almost vomited.
@trianglman leave the major cities and MO certainly is a haven for intolerance… especially in southern missouri.
apparently i missed Conan on the #livecococam
andy is on the #livecococam!
heh. that man said aluminum funny. #backtomac
not til summer for Lion? fuuuuuuuuuck.
RT @al3x: “It’s like an automatic spell checker for bad rhythm.” Oh my god, you guys. Apple fixed white people.
the trailer feature in imovie is crazy
a “graphic designer” sent us emails with comic sans as her email font. uh… yeah… no.
the new iphoto 11 slideshow themes look nice.
mac nerd time! yay!
i had a dream that it was st. patrick’s day and i was worried about wearing green. weird.
@notatib i see you!
For st chuck county peeps, the new cottleville park next to city hall has a fenced area for dogs. Just FYI!
@TabithaKMeyer at least you try. that’s the important thing.
@TabithaKMeyer i listen to my iphone almost all day at my job (web development)
@TabithaKMeyer wow. i’m glad i don’t work there :P
@TabithaKMeyer the only thing worse than the office environment is the school environment (i used to teach). the few ruin it for the many.
@TabithaKMeyer was your suggestion completely inappropriate?
Dropkick Murphys’ I’m Shipping Up to Boston is a good song to get you motivated to do something.
@TabithaKMeyer oh, bummer. i hate that.
@TabithaKMeyer what is your definition of fun?
i listen to the best music. just ask @brandynicole
it’s only Tuesday.
i swear, if i could get away with it i’d be sending a certain someone to let me google that for you at least 10 times a day.
@Amanda234 they must know this movie sucks because amber heard is almost naked the entire time. that’s your first clue you’re in a bad movie
@Amanda234 it’s not motivation enough for me to watch it… but while i was watching it i thought….. (1/2)
@Amanda234 no, it’s not, but at least amber heard was practically naked the entire time.
hey @qn5 when do paleo-packs ship?
kellyoxford “We represent freedumb” - tea party patriots
@theboneblog i have anthem for my dental and nothing ever works there. can’t even see what benefits i have.
Pulp Browsers. Hilarious! http://shep.in/pj